Questions & Answers
Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
Student: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: The moon.
Pupil: The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil: A teacher.
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black.
Customer: What other colours do you have?
Tom: How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
Patient: What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor: One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died.
Teacher: "Hello boys, Remember !!! Nothing is impossible."
One of the 20 Students: "Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again."
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE ?"
Student: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables!
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Sarah: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.
George: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Teacher: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Teacher: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
Tommy: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
Silvia: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Silvia: Your name on this report card.
Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Jose: Don't bite any.
Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Ellen: I is...
Teacher:: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
Ellen: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Son: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father: No. Why do you ask that?
Son: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one
is blue with red spots!
Kirk: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of thesame at home.
At a church school gathering, one little old lady approached a cute 5-year-old girl and asked her where she got her good looks. "I musta got 'em from my Daddy," said the little girl, "'cause Mommy's still got hers."
Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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