between Bill Gates and our very own Laloo of Bihari
Gates: Namaskar! you must
have heard of Windows.
Laloo: Oh yes! most govt.
offices we have the single window clearance concept.
Gates: At home have u
Laloo: I have removed all
windows due to increased burgalaries in our house.
Gates(Confused): Then what
is the system you operate on?
Laloo: OPERATION? Yes, I
had a Hernia operation last month.
Gates(Sweating): Hope the
internet is being used a lot in India.
Laloo: Oh Yes! Due to
increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.
Gates: By the year 2000
India should export computer chips.
Laloo: We are already
exporting Uncle Chips.
Gates(Feeling very Uneasy):
do you regularly use LapTops?
Laloo: My grand-child
sleeps on the top of my lap.
The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM.
Laloo: RUM? Prohibition is
being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P..
Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I
would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
Laloo: I have exhausted all
Gates: I have no energy
left, let us go out and have a bite.
Laloo: BITE? I believe in
non-violence. I will not bite.
Gates: (System Crashes and
Found Missing). "Windows is restarting. Please